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Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:38 pm
by thinker
Welcome to a little area to slap some jokes on this forum.
Now lets get started. :3

PS. Keep it clean thanks ;)

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:42 pm
by thinker
Why did the tunnel stop.
It was Blocked up!

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:48 pm
by ExeterDad
I see this thread becoming a sticky. Thanks for starting it :D

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:16 pm
by thinker
Three old guys are out walking.. First one says,
'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.' :lol:

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:57 pm
by Speedy2021
thinker wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:16 pm
Three old guys are out walking.. First one says,
'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.' :lol:
:lol: I got that one

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:28 am
by thinker
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 8-)

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:31 pm
by thinker
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. :o

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:53 pm
by thinker
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." :)

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:43 am
by ChimneySwift
Why do all Norwegian war vessels have barcodes on them?
Spoiler | +
So they can Scandinavian

Re: Jokes to Perk yer day

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:23 pm
by ExeterDad
ChimneySwift wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:43 am
Why do all Norwegian war vessels have barcodes on them?
Spoiler | +
So they can Scandinavian
That one took a second to sink in :) *headsmack