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Jokes to Perk yer day

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Talk about whatever, but keeping it clean.
Welcome to a little area to slap some jokes on this forum.
Now lets get started. :3

PS. Keep it clean thanks ;)
Why did the tunnel stop.
It was Blocked up!
I see this thread becoming a sticky. Thanks for starting it :D
Three old guys are out walking.. First one says,
'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.' :lol:
thinker wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:16 pm
Three old guys are out walking.. First one says,
'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.' :lol:
:lol: I got that one
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 8-)
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. :o
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." :)
Why do all Norwegian war vessels have barcodes on them?
Spoiler | +
So they can Scandinavian
ChimneySwift wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:43 am
Why do all Norwegian war vessels have barcodes on them?
Spoiler | +
So they can Scandinavian
That one took a second to sink in :) *headsmack

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