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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents. 8-)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is eas...
ExeterDad wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:42 am
Very cool! It might be a good idea to make a warp for the house. But then... using a warp may require a tutorial :P
Then just have some signs at the spawn gazebo.
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ...
A daughter calls her mom... Daughter: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Daughter: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'." :lol:
Little Johnny's father asked for report card. Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His father asked. "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :twisted:
Son: "Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?" Father: "Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white." Son: "Oh now I understood why all grandfathers' hairs are white." 8-)
A one liner joke: I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child. :lol:
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge."...
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. :o